This list is being passed around Macon, and I think it's pretty funny. The problem with posting it on my blog, however, is that it will make NO sense to those of you who don't live here. So this is for all of you who live or have ever lived in Macon, and if you don't fit that mold (lucky you?) please forgive:
You know you’ve lived in Macon too long when…
1. You can correctly pronounce Pio Nono, Tobesofkee, and Ocmulgee. (I would add Zebulon, too.)
2. Nu-Way hotdogs actually taste good to you.
3. Houston County doesn’t make you think of Texas.
4. You miss the Whoopee.
5. There is a church less than a mile from your house.
6. You blame everything on the Mayor.
7. You know the pink poodle isn’t a nightclub.
8. You see nothing wrong with men wearing pink suits and flower pins in March.
9. You think Mark Ballard has a secret.
10. You know the words to 13wmaz’s theme song.
11. You take a vacation for the grand opening of Bass Pro Shop.
12. You know there is nothing sexual about a quickie, The Big Bang Boom, or The Taste of Downtown.
13. You’ve referred to the Big Peach to give someone directions.
14. You know the Hay House doesn’t board horses.
15. You’ve used a fake name to sneak in Lake Wildwood.
16. You know D.A.R.E means “drugs are really expensive”.
17. An inch of snow makes you panic and run to Kroger.
18. You have been on a field trip to the Indian Mounds.
19. You have at least one scar from Olympia Skating Rink.
20. You have nothing better to do than to read this list.
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2 comments:
This future Maconite apparently has an entirely new vocabulary to acquire in February! Maybe learning the lingo will keep #20 at bay for a bit. :)
Loren
Hahahaha! I like this list, though some of it I didn't get, so apparently living here for 8 months isn't "too long."
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