... for I am the perfect woman.
6:30 am -- Alarm clock forces me from warm, cozy bed.
7:45 am -- Arrive at work on time for Wednesday morning Faculty Devotional at school
8:00 am-3:45 pm -- Full day's work teaching hormonal, awkward 12-year-olds the joys of reading, writing, and studying the Bible.
3:45-4:15 pm -- Trip to grocery store, where I save untold amounts of money as a Kroger Plus shopper.
4:30 pm -- Return movies on time to Blockbuster. Rent a new movie that includes Russell Crowe, boxing, and history (could it be less of a chick flick?).
4:45 pm -- Arrive at gym for an hour of working out. Cardio and Weights. Must fit into the "Little Black Dress" for company Christmas party in Florida next weekend.
5:45 pm -- Arrive back home. Cook and eat supper.
6:30-7 pm -- Bake two batches of cookies (!) for faculty Christmas party tomorrow night.
7 pm until... -- Kitchen cleaned; blogging, and ready to settle in on cozy couch to watch boy flick in comfortable pjs.
All of this, I should note, done with laryngitis (makes impossible to nag).
Um, would someone please tell me why I'm 27 and still single? Seems to me that I am quite a catch.
(I verify that the above schedule is completely and absolutely true, with no exaggerations or modifications that would make the subject seem more perfect than she really, honestly is.)
7 comments:
Was it snowing when you walked those four miles to school in the freezing cold this morning? ...
Impressive, Miriam.
Very blessed, I am.
Wow, Mir, you -are- perfect. I can only observe and learn by example. (Which is clearly not happening, as current sitting-in-robe in front of computer can only mean I'll be at least 10 minutes late to work this morning. No devotional.)
Cal it was snowing on her 4 mile walk to school but she was ok since she had knitted herself a new scarf and mittens the night before out of the cat hair she spun into yarn the day before that.
Martha Stewart has nothing on this girl
Cat hair scarf??! I don't know if that is highly resourceful or just plain scary...
Yeah, poor Nick has been cold since I shaved his thick coat. I'm warm, though, and that's what matters.
hmmmm....you got up for work, stopped by the grocery and video store, worked out, cooked and ate, watched a movie and went to bed.
impressive, really.
and baked cookies! and had laryngitis!
Grrrr...
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